I've had this here wall hanging since birth. When I learn to read and write I'll know what it says. For now I'll just concentrate on the image. Maybe I'll get a spotlight and teach my toys how to dive.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
El Vomito
Bardot - Image
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wrap The Fad (Reprise) - Image
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wrap The Fad - Image File
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
11 Years Later
Sea Preacher Theme - Image
Sea Preacher Theme comes to circuswater.blogspot courtesy of SEA PREACHER/R. Lewis.
Written, Performed and Recorded by Robert M. Lewis
Art Work/Graphics by Bobby Lewis Jr./Robert M. Lewis
Don't fret, there's thousands of SEA PREACHER, SILENT FISH, CIRCUS 13 and THUNDER BOX links out there that have nothing to do with us. So, unless you're looking for better quality and coherent streams of wisdom, just stay tuned into this circuswater.blogspot for a mountain of fountains and a fountain of mountains sprinkled with generous helpings of psychosis and self loathing.
Yours truly,
R. Lewis
Monday, January 26, 2009
The Cavity Kids
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Hopelessly Divided
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
T Tree
Yep! It's a Mr. T air freshener for the car. I can't exactly remember what the scent was like, but gold plating mixed with owl feathers sorta rings a bell. After retiring my Mr. T air freshener from its position as an automobile aroma enhancer (some thirty years ago) he was re-assigned as a Christmas tree ornament. Everyone in the neighborhood says our tree is Triple good. Some folks even get a little weepy, and that's when my Harley Davidson tissue holder comes in handy. So, when it comes to Christmas decor: it matters not how many fancy bulbs and flashy displays are out there. I'm secure in the knowledge that, with the help of Mr. T, my tree beats em all. You dig, sucka?
RL
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
It's Mr. Bites A. Lot
Monday, January 19, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Sea Monkeys
Just look at these smarty aleck-sea monkeys. Oh they think they're real cute alright. Ya see how that big one is flipping me off with his aquatic tail fin? Just because he's got a crown hat, a sexy wife, and a couple of adoring children - he thinks he's better than me! Take away his fine castle-like home and his fancy tap water, and we'll see how smug his little smile is! It wouldn't be no Bowlfull of Happiness then would it pal! I have half a mind to cancel my order and demand my (I checked off the Super-Rush Order box) $1.50 back. I could use that bowl to keep my brine shrimp in. No matter how amazing they are, I don't need no highfalutin sea monkeys gettin' the better of me! I'm perfectly happy with my box of larva. Larva is a true friend who don't need to put on no aires or prance around like Peter Lawford and Rose Kennedy. So, keep your snooty sea monkeys. I'll take good old, loyal larva any day.
RL
Friday, January 16, 2009
The Action Heats Up
"Omah-gawd! It's already two oclock! I'll never make it back in time," chirps the ever lovable Ms. Konduct, as the Cartilage Kid and Bell, his faithful amphibian, witness the spectacle. "Jumpin' june bugs Ms. Konduct! Didn't you notice that Barlow's Fancy Feed Emporium is ah blazing like a burnt steak," exclaims the Kid. "I'm so sure your bunkhouse tales are totally awesome, but I seem to have misplaced my Good Citi Zen collectors edition ear ring, so I've reeelly got to dash back to the beach house and grab my spare! Could you be a sweety beet and pleeeeze go into the emporium to keep an eye on my self lighting candle display and tell em I'll be back in shakes-of-two to begin my demo?" pleads our dazzling dame.
I've got a feeling that we'll be seeing a lot more of this smokin' sweetheart and her casual acquaintances!
RL
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Pompadour Nation
POMPADOUR NATION
1958 Van Jillion Pictures
PRODUCER/S: Stephen W. Rykes
DIRECTOR: Chaz Putman
SCREEN WRITER: Helen Bach
Hoodlum car gangs overtake an Indian reservation only to learn an unexpected lesson about spirituality and rock 'n roll bangs.
Based on a poem by Linda Baby Moon Carlson
WITH: Stormy LeBorg, Pam Baker, Johnny Vomit, Buddy Sharp, Dawn Owl Feather, Todd Angry at the Sun Anderson and Chief Tommy Tubby Chases Turtles.
This may only be available on BETA, VHS, DVD, Super 8 Film, Slides and View Graphs.
A must for musty fans of must!
Miniature Cattle Display
This is the Miniature Cattle Display that brought me to the honorary position I presently hold. Originally I assembled my corral fence using popsicle sticks, but because of the red and orange pop stains I couldn't render that authentic "Old West" look that all the judges are keen on. I ended up dis-assembling my mother's bird house for fencing lumber and the rest is history. The birds that lived in my mother's bird house are also history, but I did see some birds that looked just like em flitting around a neighbor's drain pipe, so I'm sure they're getting along just fine. As Roy Orbison once sang "You've got to break a few eggs and throw a few hands full of gravel to make a good omelet." I think that if Roy had written that song today he would've added "or a good miniature cattle display."
Stay as grand as you are, and please don't be discouraged just because you're not as wonderful as me.
Forever yours,
RL
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Abram Ovicci
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF NO REAL IMPORTANCE
From the desk of Abram Ovicci
Greetings dear friends, and acquaintances abroad.
Gracious, what an exciting year we've experienced here at Silent Fish Productions! Just like you, we've seen a marvelous array of marvelous arrays, including; flesh tone hats, exploding hearing aids, edible carpeting, paper shoes and earth soap!
And you can bet that our vest buttons are popping with pride as we enter the age of adding machines and computer science. Not only will we save $$$ on printing costs, we'll save you the disgusting task of holding our booklets in your hand/s. You'll no longer have to feel that creepy paper that comes from gosh knows where, or destroy these horrible comics once you're done looking at them. Just sit back and dig into your computer screen while we load you up with oodles of fun and heart break. And when you're done, just sign out and go do something to help the world be a bigger place to accommodate more Church Cake Sales.
p.s. I will come to your home and measure your kitchen table for FREE.
Remember: All we are is only one more.
Sin Sara Lee
Abram Ovicci
Martini & Russ
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