Dear hearts and gentle folk, All of the extraordinary, talented, beautiful and ingenious creators of Circuswater would like to wish all of you average Joes and plain Janes a happy and an un-safe Halloween. While all of you commoners were busy prancing around the super market or standing in a corner biting your noses, we here at Circuswater were busy being brilliant and creating our own Halloween decorations! These breathtaking ornaments, that would probably cost hundreds of dollars each on the open market, are not available anywhere. In fact, we plan on burning em before Halloween so that even our own children won't get a chance to look at em!
Best wishes from,
Abram Ovicci
and the entire Circuswater staff, but not including that dopey kid in repro who wears socks on his hands.