Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Ventin - It Fiqures




You see, I'm no different than any other retired ventriloquist. Just like they, I own dozens of puppets. I've got so many puppets, I have to keep several of them in crates. The crates are in my guest room. This particular puppet (the one in the photos) is my best one. His name is Andy, but I almost forgot; he hates being called a puppet. You see, a ventriloquist puppet is referred to as a FIGURE. They get very upset when they're referred to as puppets. As you might guess, PUPPETS hate being referred to as FIGURES. Marionettes are probably the most unyeilding foes when being addressed incorrectly. Not to worry, it's an easy mistake to make. I've made the Puppet vs Figure vs Marionette error lots of times and you don't see me weeping in a corner. Once you've spent the night in my guest room, you'll surely learn the difference. You'll sleep much better the second night.
Abram Ovicci

Swiggs The Cat - I'm Broke




Sunday, January 24, 2010

G & B - The Edge







Please welcome G & B to our 2010 cartoon mix.
RL

Friday, January 22, 2010

Abram Ovicci says -

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Jealous Forest - Drug Nightmare

"The closest distance between two points is very pointed."
Jealous Forest 1852 - 1913

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Front Desk - Cartoon

You're my last check-in! That makes you eligible for our shower cap give-away raffle!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Nice Cover - Art Tatum 78 rpm

ARA Records Album R-4500
What a true treasure we have here. A beautiful cover and an outstanding record performance by possibly the greatest pianist who's ever played jazz. Art Tatum simply inspired a generation.

This record includes: HALLELUJAH! . MEMORIES OF YOU . POOR BUTTERFLY . LOVER . YESTERDAYS . RUNNING WILD! . SONG OF THE VAGABONDS . KERRY DANCE

ARA Home of the Foremost American Recording Artists
ARA Records, 686 No. Robertson Boulevard Hollywood 46, California

Just for the Record - The Beatles

The Flip Side is THERE'S A PLACE
The Flip Side is I'LL GET YOU

I've had these records since grade school and they still sound fab!

Great Animals - The Cynodictis

The Cynodictis
This is a dog-like mammal from 40 million years ago. It looked a bit like a cat, but did not possess retractable claws. This creature is sometimes referred to as an in-between. They existed for about 8.8 million years. Cynodictis lived on the grassy plains of North America and had great digging skills. They were low slung and about 30 cm long. They chased down smaller mammals, dug them up from the underground and possibly had the ability to climb trees in pursuit of tree dwelling prey.

Labels and Wrappers - DR. J. H. McLean

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