Circuswater 13 - Souvenirs...

Circuswater 13 - Snack Scare 2012...

Circuswater 13 - NATURE FLAKES: Kids (who are paid to do commercials) love 'em!...

Circuswater 13 - Book 18...

The most anticipated book since "Doctor Voodoo and the Puppy People." Un-edited, Un-abridged, Un-wanted, and Un-known. Attune yourself to the wisdom of the ages and buy hundreds of copies...NOW!...or whenever it's more convenient.

Here's what people are saying:

"I like pizza."
Themeo Ellis Jr.

"I can't read."
Kid Nonfat

"All my life things have been what they've been."
Licky  Obelor

"I had nothing...now I have a book."
Joe the Vagrant

"Sometimes I cry."
Baby Dum Dum

Circuswater 13 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's magic...

Circuswater 13 - Dating Darlene...

Circuswater 13 - Hangin' on a Sunday afternoon...

Circuswater 13 - Beatsville USA...

Circuswater 13 - My 2000th Posting!!!!!!

That's right ladies and gentlemen - 2000 Postings!!! which is almost as many notes as Mariah Carey sings in every measure of every measure she's ever sung! (ha ha) Listen to me, poking fun at a talented genius like Mariah. Sorry MC, I hope this doesn't discourage you from making GLITTER ll. I'm also sorry that I didn't spend a little more time on this 2000th Posting as it sure looks pretty much like my 1999th posting plus everything else I've ever done. But moving forward, here's my promise to you: I'll continue to bring you the same sloppy, sexy, beautiful, side-splitting, sensitive, redundant, romantic, low budget material that you've grown accustomed to.
Remember: CIRCUSWATER is a name you can trust!
Sin Sara Lee,
Robert (The Great) Lewis
Creator and master of Circuswater

Circuswater 13 - Artistic liberties...

Circuswater 13 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN...

Circuswater 13 - Planet Wars...

Circuswater 13 - Chums since childhood...

Circuswater 13 - Sometimes the truth hurts...

Circuswater 13 - Sunday 7:45AM...

Circuswater 13 - The flight plan...

Circuswater 13 - Suspicion...

Circuswater 13 - Oh yeah!?...

Circuswater 13 - The Man...

Circuswater 13 - Well I'm glad that's finally settled...

Circuswater 13 - Chances are...

Circuswater 13 - The only banks you can trust...

Circuswater 13 - Cigar Box Treasures...

Circuswater 13 - Coo Coo Ca-Choo...

Circuswater 13 - BOOK 17...

32 adorable illustrations by Robert Lewis - The official cartoonists of Spiderbone county! The Boy Who Hated The Sun Meets The Girl Who Laughed At The Moon is a beautiful story of Love, Deception and Planetary Obsession as told in the style of Robert Lewis the same sensitive menace who brought you Canada Doesn't Want Your Kisses and Chili Fuzz Valley.

"I wept"
Borris Karloff Jr.

"It screams Read Me Again, please"
Nose Week Magazine

Circuswater 13 - Nadine & Tinsley: The perfectionist...

Circuswater 13 - I love it when we work like a team...

Circuswater 13 - Scientists and archeologists are still baffled...

Circuswater 13 - The cruel reality of metamorphose...

Circuswater 13 - Trick or...

Circuswater 13 - The corner pub...

Circuswater 13 - If only more people listened to their cats...

Circuswater 13 - Bummer the Clown: Juggling...

Circuswater 13 - Goodnight Irene...

Circuswater 13 - Could be a compromise of Patient Confidentiality...

Circuswater 13 - The accuracy of some comparisons...

Wow! The Ga really is homelier than a mud fence!

Circuswater 13 - And they lived tragically ever after...

Circuswater 13 - Protective measures, without measuring...

Circuswater 13 - Coming soon to the HallMart network...

It's The Skipping Dead, zombies the entire family can enjoy!

Circuswater 13 - I'll melt with you...

Circuswater 13 - Fish for fish...

Circuswater 13 - Busted...

Circuswater 13 - Short order...

Circuswater 13 - Not much difference lately...

Circuswater 13 - Truce...

Circuswater 13 - Talent Show...

Circuswater 13 - Who do you do?...

Circuswater 13 - The lesser of 2 evils...