If only!

If only I had cashed this cheque:

I could've gotten my laundry out of hock.

I'd been able to hire a hired hand to hire the ambitious, wayward child of a hired hand to clear the weeds away from my shack lot.

I'd have eaten fine lunches for the month of August.

I wouldn't have had to resort to a series of felonious deeds with my knife wielding gun moll.

A disgruntled,

Abram Ovicci