Fantasy Facebook - Cha, Cha, Cha!

Livin' it up in Cozumel! The beaches are rocky, but beautiful! The water is extra wet here. Gotta run...it's time for my siesta!

Be home in...NEVER! Ha, Ha

Tucky Tuck

Fantasy Facebook - Love Will Abide

Fantasy Facebook - Martini Time

...and so I continue my studies of East Chicago's ancient hieroglyphics.

Cheeers,

Tucky Tuck

Fantasy Facebook - The wisdom of Tucky Tuck

Life is a lot like catnip: the 1st puff is free.

Ran Dumb Reports

Tucky Tuck

Fantasy Facebook - THE GIANT'S KITCHEN

My new vision of Heaven, and it's open 24 hours!

Sin Sara Lee,

Tucky Tuck

Fantasy Facebook - DING DONG

In the future, I must remember to check through the peephole before I answer the door.

Tucky Tuck

His world spins!

Fantasy Facebook - BEACHED

Greetings! I can't remember where I am, but I wish you were here (haha!). I'm learning the local Beach lingo. One popular chant, that I hear quite often, is: EEEEEEEEEEEEW! I think it means hello. It's about the only phrase these Beach Girls seem capable of responding with when I bid them a friendly, How Ya Doin'? The poor, illiterate sweet hearts. Maybe I'll join the Peace Corp and teach em some of the basics! LOL :~ [ )=

Fantasy Facebook - PROTECTION

Sine my appointment to the presidency of our Miniature Cattle Display Club, I find it necessary to be accompanied by a police escort whilst getting about my business here in the quaint villages of Spiderbone county.

Fantasy Facebook - A POSITION I WON'T TAKE LIGHTLY

Egads! Don't tell me that I'm on the Front Page!

Did I do something cute again?

Fantasy Facebook - QUALITY TIME

After another day of corporate oppression, it's time to relax with my special lady!:~)

Fantasy Facebook - HELP ME RHONDA...

Ever since she put me down there's been owls puking in my bed....