Circuswater 13 - The Ghost of me...

Circuswater 13 - Films that Failed: MUMMYPIRE...

MummyPire
1962 Premier Works
PRODUCERS: Sol Silver
DIRECTOR: Teddy Woodstock
SCREENWRITER: Paul Hinds
Almost the same crew who would later bring us Larva Circus (1969). This attempt to double up the terror by creating a creature that's 1/2 Mummy and 1/2 Vampire resulted in possibly the worst film to be released in 1962. Two decades after it's debut, in a Film Finders interview, Claire Hooper made an apology to the general public.
With Stan Gorski, Claire Hooper and Steven (Daddy) Stubs.

Circuswater 13 - Stranger than Un-solved Mysteries...and Science, too...

One time I dreamt about potatoes and that very same week I had potato salad at a picnic!!!
Says Bobby Pins of Spiderbone IL.

Circuswater 13 - Films That Failed: POMPADOUR NATION...

POMPADOUR NATION
1958 Van Jillion Pictures
PRODUCERS: Steven W. Rykes
DIRECTOR: Chaz Putman
SCREENWRITER: Helen Bach
Hoodlum car gangs overtake an Indian reservation only to learn an unexpected lesson about spirituality.
Based on a poem by Luscious Hammer.
With Stormy LeBorg, Pam Baker, Buddy Sharp and special appearance by Johnny Vomit.
Action Religious Suspense
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Circuswater 13 - Films That Failed: THE 10TH DEVIL FREE STYLE...

THE 10TH DEVIL FREE STYLE
1983 Hour Thing Studios
PRODUCERS: April Bloch, Peter London
DIRECTOR: Peter London
SCREENWRITER: Iris Lamkin
Filmed in Lake Tahoe California. A confusing plot that has SATAN (the prince of darkness) competing in the winter olympics.
With Tickles Tromane, David Surry, Kent Bandbox and Sally London.
Supernatural Sports Thriller
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Circuswater 13 - Films That Failed: ATTACK OF THE CHESS CLUB PRESIDENT...

ATTACK OF THE CHESS CLUB PRESIDENT
1959 Leisure Films
PRODUCERS: James Ferro, Dee Lapennia
DIRECTOR: James Ferro
SCREENWRITER: Tish D. Lufkin
The president of a high school chess club becomes enraged and goes on a crime spree when he sees a painting of a woman wearing a large bonnet.
A rock 'n Roll soundtrack by The Tendertraps
With Robert Angerosa, Beth Eckstein, Patty Furrow and Dan Fridley.
Psychological Teen Thriller
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Circuswater 13 - Films That Failed: THE SEXY GOON...

THE SEXY GOON
1967 Hot Springs Unlimited
PRODUCERS: Russell Stanton
DIRECTOR: Phil Freeman
SCREENWRITER: Jack Condor
A disenchanted flower child becomes a HITWOMAN for the mob. She wears micro skirts.
(This movie was both filmed and banned in Moline Illinois)
With Brandi Kramps, Freddy Farlough and Joey (Jolly) Jingles
Gangster Crime Romp
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Circuswater 13 - Urban Honcho Malaria (aka Blinky) the cow angel...

After months of erie visits in the middle of the night, I finally managed to snap a picture of this ghostly creature that haunts my condo. It has spoken to me in a whispery/clucking sort of tone. It mostly chats about life after death (in the seraphic sense), great laundry catastrophes of the 80's and commemorative soft drink cups. It insists on being called Urban Honcho Malaria, but will answer to the pet name Blinky. At this point I'm not sure if UHM/Blinky is a good angel or an evil cow - only time will tell...oh yeah, I forgot to mention that my alarm clock can talk!  I'll keep you posted.
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Circuswater 13 - Adventures in Photography: Thedy Sue Hill (2012)...

IVAN, wins an edible house by entering a raffle at the Dog Barkery......

3 steps to house eating

Fantasy Facebook - My Fabulous Yard

Con Found It Anyway!!! If those pesky, neighbor kids hit their ball into my perfect yard one more time, I'm gonna have a pow wow with their parents!!! Grrrrrrrr!

Angrily yours,

Tucky Tuck

Fantasy Facebook - Signs of Summer!!!

You know it's really summer when the brontosaurus' start drinking from your pool.

(taken from the kitchen window with my crackberry)

Tucky Tuck

Circuswater 13 - Gone are the rainy clouds

I can see clearly now the rain has gone...I can see all lobster claws in my way...