Saturday, May 28, 2011

Fantasy Facebook - THE GIANT'S KITCHEN



My new vision of Heaven, and it's open 24 hours!

Sin Sara Lee,
Tucky Tuck

The bigger the burger the better the burger...

Yep, it's a Burger King book marker from 1979

Circuswater 13 - Proof that monkeys really like clothing


Fantasy Facebook - DING DONG

In the future, I must remember to check through the peephole before I answer the door.

Tucky Tuck
His world spins!

Circles within Circles

I'm sorry, but I'm totally convinced that when Taylor Swift sings live, she's sampling the singing voice of Carl (Alfalfa) Switzer!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Circuswater 13 - The Night B4




Fantasy Facebook - BEACHED

Greetings! I can't remember where I am, but I wish you were here (haha!). I'm learning the local Beach lingo. One popular chant, that I hear quite often, is: EEEEEEEEEEEEW! I think it means hello. It's about the only phrase these Beach Girls seem capable of responding with when I bid them a friendly, How Ya Doin'? The poor, illiterate sweet hearts. Maybe I'll join the Peace Corp and teach em some of the basics! LOL :~ [ )=

Fantasy Facebook - PROTECTION

Sine my appointment to the presidency of our Miniature Cattle Display Club, I find it necessary to be accompanied by a police escort whilst getting about my business here in the quaint villages of Spiderbone county.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Fantasy Facebook - ME AND THE BOYS

At the Sabre Room for cocktails and a few LOLs with my peeps.

Fantasy Facebook - RICKETY TICK

Whilst out walking my li'l dog I felt a tickle on the back of my neck. It was a Wood Tick, and he's awesome! I've named him Rickety. I now have 3 pet Wood Ticks. I'm starting a Wood Tick Circus and I'm writing a book titled Blood for Ticks. I just know this will be better than my Circus Larva of last summer. Look out Spiderbone county, there's a new Ringmaster in town...I mean in county!

Circuswater 13 - (Skellytoon) Beauty Is


Tuesday, May 17, 2011