Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Halloween Cut-Outs
















Dear hearts and gentle folk, All of the extraordinary, talented, beautiful and ingenious creators of Circuswater would like to wish all of you average Joes and plain Janes a happy and an un-safe Halloween. While all of you commoners were busy prancing around the super market or standing in a corner biting your noses, we here at Circuswater were busy being brilliant and creating our own Halloween decorations! These breathtaking ornaments, that would probably cost hundreds of dollars each on the open market, are not available anywhere. In fact, we plan on burning em before Halloween so that even our own children won't get a chance to look at em!
Best wishes from,
Abram Ovicci
and the entire Circuswater staff, but not including that dopey kid in repro who wears socks on his hands.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

FREE Button!

In these days of: financial woe, a constant rising rate of unemployment and a truly bleak future for everyone except the criminally insane, this "FREE Button" service has lifted my spirits to a near non-suicidal level of glee. I wept without shame; "my tears were tears of joy!" I've completely dismissed the fact that I'd brought my winter coat in to have the zipper repaired and now I'm left with huge gaps that one, small, button cannot accommodate. It's the simple gesture that gives me a warm feeling of pride. Every time the cold bitter winds pound my exposed torso, I'll think back on Yu Lu, my dry cleaning/tailoring expert, with a fondness surpassed by none!
Don't look now, but I'm 'a wishin' for a free shoe lace for my Beatle boot.
Keep on shuckin'!
Affectionately,
Raffer Von Sigister

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rooms for Improvement - HOTEL HYJINX

The Bowhunter

The Bowhunter
by R. Lewis
Well then, it's been a long while since we've posted anything on our wonderful circuswater blogspot. We've truly missed the delightful communique with all of our darling, adoring fans. As you can see by the stunning acrylic painting featured above, we've not been wasting any time. This lovely study of Li'l Baby Bleaker, the sweetheart of CIRCUS 13 fame, took Mr. Lewis several weeks of heavy labor and several gallons of fine paint to complete. The actual size of this painting is about as large as a small building, or about as small as a large building. We're now in the process of building a building to store this precious masterpeice in. We're using organic materials such as the shedded eyelashes of rented cattle, red plastic and discarded tooth pics collected from the trash bins of local eateries by our polite, and obedient children. We may not be much, but we're all we ever talk about.
Affectionately,
Abram Ovicci