Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Circuswater 13 - Urban Honcho Malaria (aka Blinky) the cow angel...

After months of erie visits in the middle of the night, I finally managed to snap a picture of this ghostly creature that haunts my condo. It has spoken to me in a whispery/clucking sort of tone. It mostly chats about life after death (in the seraphic sense), great laundry catastrophes of the 80's and commemorative soft drink cups. It insists on being called Urban Honcho Malaria, but will answer to the pet name Blinky. At this point I'm not sure if UHM/Blinky is a good angel or an evil cow - only time will tell...oh yeah, I forgot to mention that my alarm clock can talk!  I'll keep you posted.
RL

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