Circuswater 13 - Ready to report for duty...

Thinkin' of applyin' for that Director of the CIA position that opened up recently. Admittedly I have NO experience in this field, but I've seen every episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E, I know that U.N.C.L.E. breaks down to - United Network Command of Law Enforcement, I have 2 rented suits, I own 3 1/2 ties and I think there's a brief case somewhere in my storage unit, plus I doubt if they check the applications all that closely. And furthermore, I intend to...ooops, gotta run, I'm gettin' an incoming email from my biographer!