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From the desk of Abram Ovicci
Greetings dear friends, and acquaintances abroad.
Gracious, what an exciting year we've experienced here at Silent Fish Productions! Just like you, we've seen a marvelous array of marvelous arrays, including; flesh tone hats, exploding hearing aids, edible carpeting, paper shoes and earth soap!
And you can bet that our vest buttons are popping with pride as we enter the age of adding machines and computer science. Not only will we save $$$ on printing costs, we'll save you the disgusting task of holding our booklets in your hand/s. You'll no longer have to feel that creepy paper that comes from gosh knows where, or destroy these horrible comics once you're done looking at them. Just sit back and dig into your computer screen while we load you up with oodles of fun and heart break. And when you're done, just sign out and go do something to help the world be a bigger place to accommodate more Church Cake Sales.
p.s. I will come to your home and measure your kitchen table for FREE.
Remember: All we are is only one more.
Sin Sara Lee
Abram Ovicci
My tears are tears of joy!
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